1. Context: I'm an admin for an professional liability insurance brokerage - which is why I sometimes have "OMG I'M SO BORED" statues on my FB.

2. I got to talk to an insurance underwriter from LLOYD'S LONDON today at work. I was all "Squeeee! British accent!" He said "cheers!" at the end. Bonus is that I've met him IRL and he's cute!  =D

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You can’t believe TEAM's backlog with storing and proofing?

Let’s look at this more carefully, shall we?

We can’t store the next month until the previous month is closed. Feb was closed March 2.

Lauren (TEAM) was out this week on vacation.

Nikki (TEAM Sup) was out this week for medical.

Logan (TEAM)was here only 2 days this week for medical.

Terri (TEAM ( Read more... )

I DON’T FUCKING CARE THAT I CAN’T GO ON THE INTERNET DURING LUNCH (EVEN THOUGH I FOLLOWED THE INTERNET RULES).

IF I DON’T VENT THIS I’M GOING TO BREAKDOWN:

( Sorry, didn't LJ cut earlier, fixed now )

Seriously? SERIOUSLY ( Read more... )

Ellipsis

Main Entry: el·lip·sis

Pronunciation: \i-ˈlip-səs, e-\

Function: noun

Inflected Form(s): plural el·lip·ses \-ˌsēz\

Etymology: Latin, from Greek elleipsis ellipsis, ellipse, from elleipein to leave out, fall short, from en in + leipein to leave - more at in, loan

Date: 1540

1 a : the omission of one or more words that are obviously understood ( Read more... )

Work Email:

From: VP
To: everyone
Subject: Sue Pseudonym's Treats

Sue made 24 >treats< and there were only 27 people here at that time.
And >person< and >person< did not get one either and I'm sure >company president< didn't either. Do the math ( Read more... )

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L - (about an actress) I’d hit that with a Mac truck.
A - (about an actor) I’d hit that with the space shuttle.
L. - (same actress) I’d hit that with a satellite guided real-time global positioning system.

Computer message:
Improperly handled condition, image exit forced.
My first thought: Well, fuck you too!

Amber emails her life:
Funny bit: I did ( Read more... )

Random quote from somewhere on teh interwebz:
You don't wanna use your OMGJesus too often, cuz like, after the 1,000th time Jesus walked on water, I bet the Israelites were all like, "Meh. Do something else Jesus."

Advice:
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away.

I am the ( Read more... )